13 illustrations for the limited edition risograph calendar – a theme of 12 things I’ve never actually done, with 'a splash of some that I have and won't ever do again (and maybe some that I will if the opportunity presents itself). A have they, will they, won’t they sandwich, if you will. Which is which is for you to guess.

Find prompts of lightness scattered throughout 2026 as a reminder to carry yourself with ambiguity securely tied to your shoelace and a giddy anticipation of what you might find at the bottom of the pool.